happiness is a choice.

so true.

omg this is why i love my ane soooo much

lefemmetOmita: so uh
lefemmetOmita: today on the bus
lefemmetOmita: i sat down next to a man who diarrhea-ed in his pants
aly x rascal: HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH
lefemmetOmita: i am officialyl more gheto than you
aly x rascal: hahahaha ohh ane u made my day
lefemmetOmita: BAHH:'(worst bus story yet
lefemmetOmita: i just sat down next to him and i THOUGHT i smelled diarrhea but i was like oh wahtever im being dumb
lefemmetOmita: then i watch him get off the bus
lefemmetOmita: and theres this HUGE diarrhea s tain
lefemmetOmita: from his ass down to his ANKLES
lefemmetOmita: and i was like GAGGING
lefemmetOmita: and THEN somestupid asian girl SITS IN HIS SEAT
lefemmetOmita: good god how dumb are people
lefemmetOmita: i didnt even say anything
lefemmetOmita: she gets what she gets for not paying attention
aly x rascal: HAHAHHAHHAHAH
aly x rascal: omg i would have full on thrown up
lefemmetOmita: lol you were the first person i thought about
lefemmetOmita: when i started gagging
lefemmetOmita: i was like omg aly would die
aly x rascal: HHAH thaaaanks
aly x rascal: sorry go shower woman
lefemmetOmita: should ir eally????
lefemmetOmita: is it really bad?
aly x rascal: ARE U BEING SARCASTIC?
lefemmetOmita: no..? i thought it was ok
aly x rascal: U HAVENT SHOWERED?
lefemmetOmita: cuz i didnt touch him
lefemmetOmita: no???
lefemmetOmita: omg!
lefemmetOmita: what?
lefemmetOmita: HAHA AM I SUPPOSED TO???
aly x rascal: YESSS
lefemmetOmita: i thought ppl were jsut overreacting
aly x rascal: WHO ARE U?????
aly x rascal: OMGGGGG
aly x rascal: IM GAGGING
lefemmetOmita: i dont smell!
lefemmetOmita: now i feel dirty
lefemmetOmita: i didnt feel dirty 10 minutes ago
lefemmetOmita: you suck

funniest girl i know.

where has summer gone!  

ive been sick in bed for 3wks (moo-ing like a cow) and school starts again in 2. whyyyy! i officially need a new bed and new futon cuz ive flattened mine to smithereens with my couch potato asss. i miss my friends, good thing ive got plenty on tv. and thank goodness for chatroom dates!

on a lighter note since u cant visit me, come visit tommy the turtle, our dog found him in the backyard

poor neglected xanga. so instead of sleeping early, or heaven forbid i actually find my books and study, fonda and i decided to read our old xanga entries. i miss when life was exciting and all i had to worry about was what color i should dye my hair that week. little did i know that 2yrs later id be going bald  fonda and i cut bangs the other nite, another successful attempt to not study. last yr she gave me sideburns, this yr she gave herself dutchboy hair HAHHA suckaaa.

note to self when i read this in 2yrs: if u cant say something SMART, dont say anything at all. my mom was right. before i came to college, she warned me not to ask questions cuz everyone else in the world probly already knows the answer and will think im dumb. from being a working woman i FINALLY learned how to keep my mouth shut. when my boss talks about smart things, i just nod and say "thats understandable" or "SO TRUE." or maybe ill just make a living by being the next jessica simpson or paris hilton since i love them and their brains so much.

come to tri-party cuz u know u wanna! and buy presales from me cuz i wanna get rid of them!

ok see u there